How To Be Goth: Step 2

Next, let's work on expressions and attitude.

It is very important to look anguished and filled with despair. Try to get a look of angst happening. If not, pretend someone is forcefully placing a flaming tiki torch into your rectum. This should do the trick. The weight of the world and society is on Goths and you must make your audience believe that you are to blame.

It is very important to remember: NEVER, EVER, EVER SMILE. There is nothing to be happy about. Smiling would be equal to Robert Deniro acting like Daffy Duck. It won't work and would just look [even more] silly.


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